I've been to the orbits and back,
you wouldn't believe the things i've seen,
the things i've done.
Hey guys.
It's been awhile..
So anyways.. I woke up at 2am-2:30am & 6:20am today.
don't feel to bad bout me though(like anyone would..)
from the 6:20-9:00am when i was awake,
i kena knocked off for the next 5 hours till 2 pm then i woke :D
why?
let's break it down.
there're a few kinds of stomach ache:
1. the too much air in the tummy pain.
2. the i really need to make chocolate cake pain.
3.(doesn't really apply to most people)
the i was working on my abs yesterday and this morning i felt the pain pain.
4. you just stretched too much the day before pain.
and if you're fortunate enough to be a girl,
you'll have the no.5 pain :
the jessica pain.
also known as your monthly friend pain.
which was the one i had.
it was like she was having a party, and the noise was soo darn loud, that u're gonna have to be the sad neighbour at the lower floor, bangging your stick or watever at the ceiling shouting:
"EH! KEEP IT DOWN!!"
yeah.. it was that sad.
but on a bright side.. i feel no pain now. at least for now..
so girls i have something to say to you:
when jessica comes knocking in. u unfortunately just have to bare with it. i know it kills, but yeah.. it kills.
and if you're a guy who's reading this then:
well... i have nothing to say to u.
oh, other than YOU HAVE TO BE THANKFUL. to not have Jessica come over to your house!
and u have to find her mother!
(it's okay if u don't get what i'm saying.
it's better that way :)
TEHEE.