Tall, Dark and ugly..

Harlow!
Hey guys.

SO now,
have you ever wondered why,
Malays are like brownish colour,
Indians are like (dark)brownish coulor,
and us Chinese are like pigment-less.(fair)

Well..
here's my theory:
you know during the world war 2,
when the british came to Malaysia,
they made the Indians
do all the pertanian stuff,
that's why their that colour..
(everyday under the sun you know..)

Yea.. and the Malays
were also doing something that made
their skin colour that way..

Since the Chinese was
perlombong-ing for the bijih timah,
the pigments in our skin tent to fade..
(because you don't need pigments in a cave)
and that's why we became what we are now.
and you know what's the funny thing?
If we weren't pulled out of the cave
during the late 90s,
we'll probably look ALOT like the bat.
we'll have echo-location navigation
and our ears'll be huge!
(but not that it isn't.. I'm just saying..)
Oh yea.. and we'll FLY!! xD
now wouldn't that be pretty?

yea..
that's 1 theory added to the 101 stupid theories
of the Malay Chinese Indian(MCI) History.