Obama's wife's relationship's ...

Harlow!
Hey guys~
I've re-discovered the lost ancient aztec of the IC-3word wonder!
basicly,
it's me and Ching writing a story
with three words each.
(we were bored..)
SO this is what we came up with
Ching = blue words
Me = normal colour

Long time ago,
there was a handsome frog prince with hairy legs and long hair. In his castle while he was eating his dinner, a fly flew into his nostrills. He was choking while his girlfriend was making a durian apple pie. She couldn't hear him screaming like a sexy haw. He jizzed in his pants because he was suffocating and constipated during his last hour of his life. His girlfriend walked over knowing that he was hungry. So she brought the freshly baked durian apple pie. She found him lying face flat with his urine all around his face. She screamed in an extremely "cacat-ed" way. Everyone in the castle ran towards her accusing her for murdering Henry. She then threw the durian apple pie, but she missed so she farted with a loud bang that shook the whole castle.

The smell was so repelling that even Barack Obama fell into the toilet bowl. He was then carried into the emergency room by a extremely muscular guy. Mrs Barack Obama was out partying while the excitment was happening. She then got hooked with Jack, a short, fair and sexy doctor who works for the CIA. They walked together along the sand, holding hands. It was utterly romantic so they crawled into a cave and kissed the night away.

Anyways, Henry was still on the floor, turning blue on the face, so they called in the "bomoh" who then did some weird trances and a spell with the force of starwug, God of Larry, the son of Alen, grandfather of Sam Widwicky, lover of Gloria from madagasca. Henry farted and thus the fly was shitted out from the large yet sexy asshole.

On the other side of earth,
Mrs Barack Obama and Jack drove from kissing into touching each other, and then begin a hot, steamy frenzy of love making. A condom dropped from the pocket and Mrs Barack Obama took it and gave it to Jack. He wore it and then they proceeded into fcking each other like there was no tomorrow. Soon after the love making, Jack took control of the situation and then hebroke up with Mrs Barack Obama. She drowned herself in shopping bags and hanged herself.
As soon as the police found out of the love affair, Barack Obama watched a whole room-full of fluffy bunny magical porn.
He dated one of the lawyers from China. This was to forget of the insane relationship between him and Mrs Barack Obama for the sake of the children, the in-laws and the infamous Osama, son of Hairy Potter, newphew of Meagan, wife of Peter Parker, boyfriend of Mary, daughter of Lucus Gabriel, friend of britney Spears.

From that day onwards,
Abama never ever ever wanted to marry again.





THE END
hah.












Credits to:
Hui Ching
Isabel
&
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