Maple VS Smoking

Harlow!
Hey guys..

okay since now it's the SPM time..
my brother is ironically addicted to Maple Story
and plays it alot..
(supposedly it's suppose to be and
after SPM pst time..)
so he's now wasting a HUGE amount
of TIME, MONEY and HEALTH.

Wait..
isn't that just like smoking??
let's go tru the pros and cons shall we?
Smoking
CON(s)
- waste around 5 bucks per packet..
- health hazarded
PRO(s)
- can beside the street smoke
- X in house (so no need to pay electric bill)
- no damage to eyes what so ever..

Mapling
CON(s)
- waste 12 hours of daily time
- no time to eat
- need pay for online fee
- need pay for air corn fee
- need pay for electricity bill
- eyes kena damage
PRO(s)
- happy time is occupied

So if you can't see..
Smoking IS (believe it or not) BETTER than mapling.
(who would have known that there
are worse things than the addiction to smoking)
So take out RM5 and head to ur nearest mamak stor!!

Karma, karma karma karma..

Harlow!
Hey guys..

Now,
Haven't you heard on those
mythical stories which includes karma
and what it does with it's sometime
HORRIBLE effects?
now I'm here to tell you that that's all TRUE..

see here,
if you do something bad,
something horrible, ugly, humiliating, terrible
thing will happen to you..
and vise versa..

So please,
do urselves a favour,
and don't be a bitch towards other people..
or else something
horrible, ugly, humiliating, terrible
thing will happen to you..
Believe me.. i know..

So yea..
bottom line..
respect ur friends and family
and try not to bitch them around.




karma = a word which emphasis on the phrase what goes around comes around.

Any given Sunday..

Harlow.
Hey guys..

so now
my mom fetched ching back
to where she belong.
so like my cousins are here to stay..
("yay.. .. .. .")
because my dad's bro has to go for a
heart-checkup.
yea.. cuz I'm not really close
to my father's side's family members,
so like..
there's my cousin brother, his sister
and another which I'm not sure who..
(she's either my cousin bro's girlfriend,
or my other cousin sister.. I don't know!
for all the 13years of my life it still haunts me..)

And like..
my mom's sister(my aunty)
is like having mood swings..
pahh..
saying junk like "you're not doing anything!"
and a bunch of bullcrap.. ==
stupid la...
feel so blahhh..
and like my cousins are staying for the next 3 days.
"that'll be fun.."
so yea..
it's not like a don't like them..
i love them,
they're great!
it's just that.. tak biasa la.. ==
but yea watever..
family is still family..
may god help me..

Hello WORLD!

Harlow!
Hey guys!! =D

How's the holidays treatin u so far?
for me,
it's okay.. no complains so far.
Yea..
so friday.
NO SCHOOL!
(well.. it's going to be like that for a long while..)
SO yea..
I went to tuition.
4 ppl there only..
gah..
yea..
so then learn stuff..(sorta..;P)
then 10:37a.m.
went downstairs.
and there was this "SALE"
(more like "ONLY FOR MOM'S SALE")
but yea..
tonnes of mom's there with their kids as
"purchased goods holding monkey"
for example, Yours truely..
yea.. and Colin too la.. (i think..)
CHing left due to her piano class- 10:44a.m

then at around 11:00a.m.,
went to fetch my bigger bro
oh yea,
He gots ze YEARBOOK! xD
In my opinion,
the 5 science 2 punya page was
THE BEST! :D
Kai Xuan was like in the middle of the whole thing
hah, yea.. it was.. awesome.

oh yea..
today's my dad's 50th birthday!
so yea.. I'll tell him u said happy birthday ;P
hah, now he can't say he's still 40 something..
he's growing old now..
(shh..) but don't tell him that
cuz according to him,
it's like stabbing a knife into his heart..
(he's such a drama king..)

yup..
so wat else??
arrrmm..
since school's ze ova..
VB practices are like 4 times a week!
(bummer... .. no not really...)
but yea..
unless got rain or watever then it'll be canceled
yup yup..
yea so today also got..
pray it'll rain.. :x
(no la.. but still..)

oh yea..
yesterday me, cat, Jen, Kylie, eunice
and 5 other people
went to Sunway to watch 2012.
It Twas shoo beautiful~ :')
and touching..
I'll rate it:
9.87
it was really nice la..
watch it! ;D

yea..
so that's about what I have to say NOW..
I'll write soon if there's
anything else happening..
thanks for stopping by!
Byezzz~~!!!! xD

Tall, Dark and ugly..

Harlow!
Hey guys.

SO now,
have you ever wondered why,
Malays are like brownish colour,
Indians are like (dark)brownish coulor,
and us Chinese are like pigment-less.(fair)

Well..
here's my theory:
you know during the world war 2,
when the british came to Malaysia,
they made the Indians
do all the pertanian stuff,
that's why their that colour..
(everyday under the sun you know..)

Yea.. and the Malays
were also doing something that made
their skin colour that way..

Since the Chinese was
perlombong-ing for the bijih timah,
the pigments in our skin tent to fade..
(because you don't need pigments in a cave)
and that's why we became what we are now.
and you know what's the funny thing?
If we weren't pulled out of the cave
during the late 90s,
we'll probably look ALOT like the bat.
we'll have echo-location navigation
and our ears'll be huge!
(but not that it isn't.. I'm just saying..)
Oh yea.. and we'll FLY!! xD
now wouldn't that be pretty?

yea..
that's 1 theory added to the 101 stupid theories
of the Malay Chinese Indian(MCI) History.

Nicolas..

Harlow~
Hey guys..

So..
my lil bro's "soul-mate", Ryan
just came over here..
to do what?
I'm not sure.. 0_o

Yea..
so anyways..
my bro's "soul-mate" was like
around the house doing all sorts of shit..
so like, it made me think back,
when me and Ching was handing out the flyers
for the Pingu thingy..
at my lil bro's school there.
we saw Nicolas holding his lil bro's hand
to the car..
and I was like..
"nicolas has a baby brother??"
(yea.. yea I know what ur thinking now..
who the hell is Nicolas?!)
but let me tell you..
there's only 1 Nicolas as u can see..
(in form 2 la..)
right Nina?

Yea.. so a whole bunch of ppl
is like saying his cute and shit..
so like yea... okay lar..
sorta..
maybe..
i don't know..
yea.. so like,
when Ryan came..
I don't know who the fellah was la..
but i heard heaps from Vic(lil bro)
so then I was like asking my bigger bro(the arsehole)
whether the fellah wears specs or not la..
then he was like:
"okay okay.. super-spy,
gonna check is the fellah spec-y or not.."
yea.. turns out Ryan didn't wear specs..
and "the arsehole" was like giving me
hand signals saying that..
(it Twas tray stupid..)

yea...
so that's about all that i wanted to share
with you guys..
so like yea..
that's it.
thanks for stopping by!
Byezzz!!~~~

Obama's wife's relationship's ...

Harlow!
Hey guys~
I've re-discovered the lost ancient aztec of the IC-3word wonder!
basicly,
it's me and Ching writing a story
with three words each.
(we were bored..)
SO this is what we came up with
Ching = blue words
Me = normal colour

Long time ago,
there was a handsome frog prince with hairy legs and long hair. In his castle while he was eating his dinner, a fly flew into his nostrills. He was choking while his girlfriend was making a durian apple pie. She couldn't hear him screaming like a sexy haw. He jizzed in his pants because he was suffocating and constipated during his last hour of his life. His girlfriend walked over knowing that he was hungry. So she brought the freshly baked durian apple pie. She found him lying face flat with his urine all around his face. She screamed in an extremely "cacat-ed" way. Everyone in the castle ran towards her accusing her for murdering Henry. She then threw the durian apple pie, but she missed so she farted with a loud bang that shook the whole castle.

The smell was so repelling that even Barack Obama fell into the toilet bowl. He was then carried into the emergency room by a extremely muscular guy. Mrs Barack Obama was out partying while the excitment was happening. She then got hooked with Jack, a short, fair and sexy doctor who works for the CIA. They walked together along the sand, holding hands. It was utterly romantic so they crawled into a cave and kissed the night away.

Anyways, Henry was still on the floor, turning blue on the face, so they called in the "bomoh" who then did some weird trances and a spell with the force of starwug, God of Larry, the son of Alen, grandfather of Sam Widwicky, lover of Gloria from madagasca. Henry farted and thus the fly was shitted out from the large yet sexy asshole.

On the other side of earth,
Mrs Barack Obama and Jack drove from kissing into touching each other, and then begin a hot, steamy frenzy of love making. A condom dropped from the pocket and Mrs Barack Obama took it and gave it to Jack. He wore it and then they proceeded into fcking each other like there was no tomorrow. Soon after the love making, Jack took control of the situation and then hebroke up with Mrs Barack Obama. She drowned herself in shopping bags and hanged herself.
As soon as the police found out of the love affair, Barack Obama watched a whole room-full of fluffy bunny magical porn.
He dated one of the lawyers from China. This was to forget of the insane relationship between him and Mrs Barack Obama for the sake of the children, the in-laws and the infamous Osama, son of Hairy Potter, newphew of Meagan, wife of Peter Parker, boyfriend of Mary, daughter of Lucus Gabriel, friend of britney Spears.

From that day onwards,
Abama never ever ever wanted to marry again.





THE END
hah.












Credits to:
Hui Ching
Isabel
&
ppl support

Dickson

Harlow,
Hey guys.
hah, can u believe
a mother would want their
child to be named
something that she used to make them?
hah.. pishh..
(no offence to all you Dickson(s)..)
but yea..
that's a really weird name..
but not as weird as
Barbra and Larry though..

And some may ask why
I dislike those 2 particular names so much,
is mainly because that
the names are like nerds?
yea.. something like that..

And like,
yea.. and also,
I'll seriously, Hate your baby,
if you decided to name he/her/it Megan.
yea..
I hate that name..
don't get me wrong..
it's not Meagan, it's Megan
you know?
like that bitch who licks up the ...

yea..
so ,
that's pretty much
what's circling in my brain for now..
so yea..
Bye..

CHUCK is so freakin' Awesome!!!!!!

Harlow!
Hey guys =D
loong time no write..
cuz i had exams and shit..
yea..
so like,
just watched CHUCK with my bro..
omg CHUCK!!!! XD
(701 AXN)
okay,
I know I maybe be having a
OCD(obsessive compulsive disorder)
of the series chuck,
but hey,
It's an awesome, AWESOME show..
I tell you man..

It's like..
Dexter+CSI+Comedy+action packed+drama
and + a whole bunch of other stuff! xD
watch it! =D
today 10:00pm next week =D
yea..

And an update 4 u guys.
sadly,
I've changed me numbor..
so if u wanna know just ask la..
if I can remember..
soli ar..
new numbor.. plus slow brain..
not veli good..

Yea..
and like..
wohoo
the vb team(guys)
are going for a tournament!(tis sat)
ain't that pretty?
I wish you guys LUCK man!
get a medal! ;D
and like,
even if u lose,
experience is what has been gain..
and that's good..
(that's just what they all say..)
but still..
I have faith in you guys..?
yea.. maybe..
so good luck!! xD

okay that's all for now.
thanks for reading!!
I'll be back!
please be patient.
thank you!
bye bye~
(quoted from the ending of Henry CHOW ;D)











































Oh yea.. 1 more thing..
Charles Is SOOOOOO AWEsOME!!!