Brunettes & Blonds


Harlow!
Hey guys,
now haven't you ever noticed
that there are no cool names
for people with black hairs?

I mean,
the brown haired people
get to have the name
Brunette~

and the blonds,
Blonds... / Bimbo..
yea..
even the red haired people got..
Redheads..

and like what if the black haired
people,
(you and me..)
are called blackheads..
hmm..
(the thing on ur nose..
nice name..)
but yea..
it's so unfair that we,
the majority of little asian people
don't have a cool name
for us "blackheads"..

gahh..
so racist..
:'(





















Lamer: "Oh, my friend's a blackhead."
Lame: "...."

It's a Fact.

Harlow!
Hey guys..
Now,
have you ever noticed
that in most action film,
there are like cool guys
walking away from an explosion
in slow motion..

Here's some other people
who noticed it too..
and they made a song out of it.



They have the nuts,
to walk away..

jizz In my Pants

Harlow!
Hey guys,
the followin vid it's uber hilarious!
yea..
so.. Play IT!!!

I could of swore that one of them looked like
Justin Timberlake..
that's something u don't see/do everyday..
yea..
and can u believe that this
video alone got over 66million views?
amazing..
and like, they made it so gaya..






TEHEE!

Mekill Hacksaw

Harlow!
Hey guys
check this music vid...
it gets better like 2 thirds into the song.

yea..
and that so proves that
kids can't dance..
no matter how good there are.
hah, and like..
I don't even know if that vid,
is a parody or what..
i mean..
pussy corpes trolls??
yea..
so imaginative..

Oh well..
hey,
and today during vb practice
coach brought some of his old
convent girls to have a match with us.
and they're like really old la..
(can drive car that old.)
yea..
one of the girls serving is like so damn awesome!
amazing...
yea..
and arrmmm..
oh yea!
there was like alot (and I mean ALOT)
of mosqitoes there today..
and if thatt isn't bad enough,
it(s) like in their own swarm of mosqitoes gang,
fly above ur head..
yea..
it was like so damn irritating.
and there are more than 1 swarm of mosqitoes man..
u wouldn't know even where to look.
and it's hilarious if the mosqitoes
like fly above someone's head
eg. Jenny/Dilah etc.
yea.. good times..
good times..

Yea..
so arrrmm...
what else?
tmr's a monday..
(pish, yea like u didn't know..)
anwyays..
gonna study i think..
well at least i'm "planning" to.
Sejarah stupid one la!
bab 9 is like so darn long!
bahhh..
oh well..
life goes on.
SO yea..
well..I guess that's bout it
thanks for stopping by

the following is just like bullshit,
so u don't really want to read that..

Yea..
so if u are reading this,
then well..
I just want to say
that..
urghhh...
u have no idea how's it's going on now.
like I really want
to shout this to the heavens:
"GOD!! What did do to deserve this!?!"
cuz now,
for me,
life sucks..
really hard.
pishh..
whatever..
gahhhh..

and you know what i really hate?
someone who's just a freaking ASSHOLE
who has nth better to do
but to do some totally stupid,
upid crappy shit.
gahhh..
stupid asshole..
(yea.. anger release time)
seriously!
and I bet the fellah is
an Msien...
stupid fellahh....!!!!!
Ijoihsfuindasiufh i coiqwjojacfnauifnpij
gahhh...

and the worst part is..
like even if u do have a problem
with someone or something.
it's not like u can actually blab it on the blog..
okay can la.. but then ppl will say shit like:
"ehmuhgawd..
did u see that bitch's blog?
can u actually believe she said that?
what a dick..."
or something like that..
u know?
okay maybe nt like that..
but same same...

yea..
and
FACT.
u know the Cbox << there?
yea..
in like some maybe other's cbox,
maybe not mine la..
but yea..
u know,
some people can just type any
random shit..
and then the author of the blog
has to reply it.
how sad is that right?
ex. Nosey:"heyyy!!! I loveeee uuuu!!!"
author of blog: "errrmm.. okay then? thank you?"
see what i mean..
It's sad!

yea...

Tenjewberrymuds

Harlow!
Hey guys..
Guess what Does Tenjewberrymuds mean!
To get the full effect,
this should be read aloud.
You will understand what 'tenjewberrymuds'
means by the end of the conversation.

Room Service (RS): 'Morrin. - Roon sirbees.
Guest (G): 'Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.
RS: Rye ..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sumteen??
G: 'Uh..yes.I'd like some bacon and eggs.'
RS: 'Ow July den?'
G: 'What??'
RS: 'Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?'
G: 'Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.
RS: 'Ow July dee baykem? Crease?'
G: 'Crisp will be fine.'
RS: 'Hokay. An Sahn toes?'
G: 'What?'
RS:'An toes. July Sahn toes?'
G: 'I don't think so.'
RS: 'No? Judo wan sahn toes??'
G: 'I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means.'
RS: 'Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?'
G: 'English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.'
RS: 'We bodder?'
G: 'No...just put the bodder on the side.'
RS: 'Wad! ?'
G: 'I mean butter...just put it on the side.'
RS: 'Copy?'
G: 'Excuse me?'
RS: 'Copy...tea. ..meel?'
G: 'Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all..'
RS: 'One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin w bodder on sigh and copy....rye? ?'
G: 'Whatever you say.'
RS: 'Tenjewberrymuds. '
G: 'You're very welcome.'

The Eternal Quest

Harlow~
Hey people!

So..
the past few days have been
so to speak is more or less okay la..
not too crazy about it..
bcuz somethin happened,
and I so darn wish it hadn't.
it happened last,
or was it this?
anyways..
it happened on a Tuesday afternoon.
but oh well..
time will heal it..
well at least it better.
or i'll be really pist,
either that,
or I'll know how Nina feels..
(shucks.. don't want that..)

Yea..
so anyways..
Saturday..
gonna be staying home..
all day,
all day..
pishh.. hah..
it's not like I could go anywhere..
why?
cuz i lost sumthin.. ==
and the worst part is..
I don't even know
how the hell it got lost!
cuz i was walking.. walking..
then went I was at home..
it was gone!
NoooOOOooO!
I bet someone stole it.
but who wants to steal it?
that fellah must be really really
desperate if he/she were to steal it..
assholes...

Oh well...
God's givin me signs more than once.
OKay okay..
if givin a chance..
would you rather die by gettin hit by a plane.
or get runned over by a train?
(both sounds almost impossible but yea..)
cuz I'm thinking here..
if I were to be in the airport
where all the planes land,
there may be a possibility of me
going a stray,
and getting hit by a plane..
unlikely, but possible.
(yea... i just sounded like a how u say it?
________)
and about the train one..
I haven't thought about how the heck that
will EVER happen.
I don't even take a train,
closest is a LRT..
and it was in Singapore..
oh well..
why am I telling u this?
hmm..
the eternal quest.

Oh well..
I guess that's all
anything I left out
mustn't be too important..
either that
or it's downright unworthy enough
for this blog.
(hah, yea right..
and the train plane thing was worthy..)
but u get my drill..
(no? sad...)

anyways..
thanks for stopping by
and I hope you have a nice day!
Byezzz~~

If I were a boy..
hmmmm...

Harlow
Hey guys..

Now..
If I were a boy..
things will and shall be different.
why you may ask..
why this topic?
well...
(hmm.. actually i don't know..)
but anyways..
I don't know..
just thought of what would it
be like if i were a boy.

well,
for starters..
I'll be flat..
yea.. o_o
hah..
anyways..
other than that,
I can take an inside look on
how and what does the other gender
do for a change..
I could be..
COULD be only la..
this really cool..
really awesome guy..
which like the whole school
will like be so jealous of.
yea.. that'll be really cool..

yea yea I know what you're sayin
(hah, dream on Bel.
you'll never be one of us!)
but hey..
Nicky Rhinestone
dreamt of being the most
greatest astronaut
and nobody stopped him.
(don't know him?
well.. maybe that's because
his dream never came true..)

but anyways..
back to my point.
being a guy will be serious fun.
(don't..)
but yea..
I mean..
u don't get sexist ppl's thinking
about a girl's capability on their limits and shit..
but u do get alot of sexist thinking
bout guys and their skills of not being able
to be multi-tasks.
for instance:

female.
they can hold the baby,
while listening to the phone
whilst cooking rice.
&
listening to music
while study
whilst working on the computer.
(see my point?)

no.. .
I'm not sexist..
well at least to some people
like my brother..
but other than him
everyone else gets a fair share of
impression from me
regardless of the sex/gender.

SO yea..
my point is,
wouldn't it be great
to exchange life,
or in this case..
bodies?
just to see what's it's
like to be the other individual.
things could be fun.
or just plain wrong..
oh well..
there's no such thing
as a perfect plan.

but i wonder...

the requirement of Common Sense

Harlow
Hey guys~

Now,
apparently,
my parents and maid
has a serious problem..
I don't know whether to
worry about it or just feel
damn sorry for them..

cuz u see here..
they, apparently
doesn't noticed the fact that
after everytime I bathe,
my hair will be still wet
and I'll be in different clothes..
cuz after everytime I bathe..
they'll always ask me:
"eh, u bathe already ar?"
or
"sudah mandi tak?"
DUH I haVE!
sheeshhh..
but it's not like I'm mad at them or anything..
it's just that..
common sense la... ==
and u ppl call urselves "clever"..
pahh...

anyways..
speaking of clever.
me and my bro saw this show
and then one of the guy had a
name tag which typed "clever".
hah..
so corny..
(he's in perasan mode i think)
lol.. anyways..
I saw thinking of making name tags
for parties or whatever that types:
"dumdass", "fatass", "smartass",
"asshole", "jackass", "stupid",
"I'm with stupid" etc etc..
hah,
wait till the it franchises
I'll be rIch!! xD
oh well..
dreams may come true..
hah..

Yea...
so.. tomorrow..
we(me, my bro, emelia & ching!)
are going to hand out flyers
of PINGU! to those ppl
that are going to pick up their
child after school at 6:00pm.
(it's a after school thing..)
yea..
and we hae to wear this
T-shirt Pingu thing...
(with website on one of the sleeve)
gosh.. that'll be fun
yea..
it's only for standard 1 & 2 though..
why am I tellin u this?!
oh yea..
actually i have to idea..
i guess i just thought of sharing it..
you know what they say,
sharing is caring..
sorta..

So anyways..
that's about it then..
so thanks for reading!
Byezz~~

you make me Smile =)

Harlow!!~~
Hey guys!~

So how ya all doing? ;D
yea..
sorry for the previous post,
(urghh.. it twas so emo.. haha xD)
so anyways..
Life's LG now. =)
and I hope ur's too~

Thing's are going smoothy(kononnya)
but yea..
u know u term I've been better?
well now
I'm being better =)
and I hope u will too~

SO arrmm..
yea..
exams are the only "blockage" so to speak..
but yea..
just have to study..
can't hide the fact that u hav to.
only to look ahead.
Don't regret.
NO regrets. =)

So yea..
I hope you guys had a great week.
(and if u didn't
well, I'm pretty sure the following
week will be a blast for you! <3)
so yea..
that's about all i gotta say for now.
oh yea..
and Beyonce's coming
yay! xD
hah.. no sorry,
that was uber sadass-ish
but oh well..
no one's perfect.. xP

So thanks for stopping by yall
have a nice day! <3
Byezzz!!!~~~

So I say to you..

Hello world
Hope you're listening
Forgive me if I`m young
For speaking out of turn
There`s someone I`ve been missing
I think that they could be
The better half of me
They`re in their own place trying to make it right
But I`m tired of justifying
So i say you..

Come home
Cause I`ve been waiting for you
For so long
And right now there's a war between the vanities
But all i see is you and me
The fight for you is all I`ve ever known
So come home

I get lost in the beauty
Of everything i see
The world ain`t as half as bad
As they paint it to be
If all the sons
If all the daughters
Stopped to take it in
Well hopefully the hate subsides and the love can begin
It might start now..Yeahh
Well maybe I`m just dreaming out loud
Until then
Come home
Cause I`ve been waiting for you
For so long
And right now there's a war between the vanities
But all i see is you and me
The fight for you is all I`ve ever known
Ever known
So come home

Everything i can`t be
Is everything you should be
And that`s why i need you here
Everything i can`t be
Is everything you should be
And that`s why i need you here
So hear this now

Come home
Cause I`ve been waiting for you
For so long
And right now there's a war between the vanities
But all i see is you and me
The fight for you is all I`ve ever known
Ever known
So come home

Doomsday...

Harlow~~
Hey guys!

SO..
it's about 2012
you know,
where to stupid mayan calender
said that it's doomsday?
bullshit!
well, maybe it isn't..
but how would I know?!
anyways..
it's 3 years from now..
so Do the things u always wanted to do!!
why?
cuz if the mayan thingy is correct,
these 3 years are your last!
choi choi, but yea..
you know where I'm gettin to..

Anyways..
so if you want a glims
of what will happen on 2012,
watch 2012..
(it's movie, incase u did not know..
which I'm pretty sure you do know..
cuz that's what I told u what u ought to know
uuhhh.. brainpain..)
yea.. so the movie
is basicly about
how does the world die on 2012
it'll come out on Nov
so yea..


But don't worry..
I, personally don't really belive it..
but even so..
if it's really true..
there's nothing anyone can do about it..
so..
enjoy ur last few years as living
little iddy people.
and plus,
you wouldn't die alone..
we'll all die together..
choi choi.. but yea..

So anyways..
yea that's all I gotta say
sorry if that spoked you or
anything..
don't worry,
but I can tell you this
YOu'll live true tomorrow.. =]
Byeezzz~

BBR

Harlow~
Hey guys!

So today..
Sunday..
yea it was sunny..
anyways..
oh yea,
Ching had sleptova at my hse! ;D
(don't..)
yea.. bad news is that
that wasn't that exciting,
you know..
without the screaming and mourning..
kaching..
hah, no...
okay that was disturbing..
I'll drop that topic.

Yea..
so then woke up at 10:00am?
maybe 10:15am?
yea.. then Ching got ready
and called her mama..
then she went to church.
then later i went to ballet..
after that ballet,
I wanted to buy sport shoes la
but nooo...
apparently Tesco doesn't sell
good quality(Adidas and shit)
punya sportswear..
dahhh..
So then we just ate lunch
at the hawker stall

then went back to church for youth!
missed the ice-breaker..
shit.
oh well...
then singing~
then the pastor was like "preaching"
but the topic became more
to HIS life..
so.. watever lo..
then later 4:30pm..
damn.
was like late already..
so was Ching
(she had to go for choir practice)
yea..
so then changed,
and my dad came and picked
us up and fetched me to school.

So during vb practice,
wohoo..
I didn't drop dead like i thought I would..
booyah~
(cuz u see,
I have been unhealthy lately & shit..
so yea..)
Oh yea..
then we did running..
basic crappy stuff..
and then coach had us diggin the balls..
then I was the "ball giver"?
anyways.
then hah, sry guys..
the balls were mostly hard..
score! xD
I'm sorry..
(itchy hands you know?)
yea.. but then after that one
I gave the softballs
(that's how much i like you guys..)
then arrmm...
7pm, dad called..
bahhh >_<
went home..
bathe and ate..
then well,
online!

hah..
so yea..
I guess that's about it.
so thanks for reading yall!
Byezzz~~


BBR = boy+boy relationship
(happens everytime during vb practise ;D)

Don't forget = Remember

Harlow~
hey guys..

so listen here..
as the tittle above claims:
don't forget=remember
so you know what that means?
it means that no one will listen..
cuz as a human being,
we like to be rebelious at times
therefore everytime when
sumone says don't touch,
they touch..(ironic isn't?)

yea..
so the next time you say
don't forget me/
remember me
pls change it to Forget me/
don't remember me..
cuz you see.. most of the time,
ppl will remember you
and not forgettin u
but there are always those ppl
who is just so "guai"
and will forget you la..
okay maybe it's kinda lame
but I mean you see my point la..

I'm just sayin..

1!.10!.09...

Harlow~
hey guys..

So Today was okay..
nth much..
oh yea,
and to celebrate the end of september,
I woke up at 4:00am today!
why?
(no, it's not that i have no life..
at least part of it is true..)
hah, no..
I juz couldn't sleep
cuz of the retainer thingy..
gahh.. 2 nights have past
and still with the waking up early..
I think if tmr I still wake up at around
this time..
I'll.. I'll...
I think I'll go and hav a morning walk i guess..

yea..
so tmr,
Friday..
hah,
what do we want?
No school!
when do we want it?
Friday!!
yea.. but maybe
just maybe..
I'll go..
but the good news is that
it's all form 1 babeh!
booyah~
muahahha!!
(no..
it's not that i dun like form 2s..
well, at least that's what it is in theory..
but in practise..
well..*shifty eyes*)

Oh well..
so yea..
nth much else to say..
except that I have a message..

To all who is the oldest in the house:

You guys had a choice,
you could have stopped them
but apparently you didn't..
oh well..
now you suffer..
at least i think you do..

kay..
that's it!
byez